The Hollywood Reporter‘s telling everyone, so it’s safe for me to say that we have our leads.

Crusoe will be played by Montana-born, LAMDA-trained British citizen Philip Winchester. Susannah Crusoe is played by Anna Walton, fresh from Guillermo del Toro’s Hellboy 2.

Yeah, I know that in The Farther Adventures of Robinson Crusoe Defoe doesn’t give Crusoe’s wife a name. If that’s bothering you already, you need to pick a different ride. We’ve got places to go and stuff to deliver.